A dog went wild and attacked a young boy in Central Park, NY. A man was
able to grab the dog by the neck, pulling it off the boy and choking it
to death.

A reporter for the NY Times comes to interview him, congratulating him
on his act of heroism. He suggests the headline: "New Yorker saves the
life of a young boy!"

But, the man told him, "I'm not from NY".

Ok, then how about: "American hero saves the day"?

But, the man told him, "I'm not American".

Then, "where are you from?" asked the reporter.

I'm from Pakistan, the man answered.

The next day the headlines read:

"MUSLIM FUNDAMENTALIST STRANGLES DOG IN CENTRAL PARK. FBI INVESTIGATING
POSSIBLE LINKS TO AL-QAEDA."