Subject: BUMS

We all know those cute little computer symbols called
"emoticons", where  :)  means a smile and  :(  is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by  :-)  and  :-(  respectively.
Well, how about some "assicons"?
Here goes:

  (_!_)      a regular ass


  (__!__)    a fat ass


  (!)        a tight ass


  (_*_)      a sore ass


  {_!_}      a swishy ass


  (_o_)      an ass that's been around


  (_x_)      kiss my ass


  (_X_)      leave my ass alone


  (_zzz_)    a tired ass


  (_E=mc2_)  a smart ass


  (_$_)      Money coming out of his (her?) ass


  (_?_)      Dumb Ass


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