Finally, something other than smiley faces....   :)

  (o)(o)          perfect breasts

  ( + )( + )      fake silicone breasts

  (*)(*)          high nipple breasts

  (@)(@)          big nipple breasts

  oo              a cups

  { O }{ O }      d cups

  (oYo)           wonder bra breasts

  ( ^ )( ^ )      cold breasts (or happy to see me;)

  (o)(O)          lopsided breasts

  (Q)(O)          pierced breasts

  (p)(p)          hanging tassels breasts

  (:o)(o)         bitten by a vampire breasts

  \o/\o/          Grandma's breasts

  (  -  )(  -  )  flat against the shower door breasts

  < o < o         electric shock breasts

  |o||o|          android breasts

  (/)(o)          scratched breasts

  (%)(o)          extra nipple breasts (like Chandler)

  ($)($)          Jenny McCarthy's breasts

  (^o)(o)         zit on your breast

  (  o  Y  o  )   poses for BIG-UNS magazine breasts


And God created woman and she had 3 breasts. He then asked the
woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"

She replied, "Yes, could you get rid of this middle breast?"

And so it was done, and it was good.

Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding that third breast in
her hand, "What can be done with this useless boob?"

And God created man.