TEN Best Things To Say When Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9.  "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the time
     management course you sent me to."

8.  "Whew!  Guess I left the top off the tippex.  You probably got here
     just in time."

7.  "I wasn't sleeping!  I was meditating on the mission statement and
     envisioning a new paradigm."

6.  "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5.  "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
     stress.  Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4.  "Blast!  Why did you interrupt me?  I had almost figured out a
     solution to our biggest problem."

3.  "The coffee machine is broken."

2.  "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."

AND THE number 1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR
DESK...

1.  ".....in Jesus' name.  Amen."