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% MS Windows95 and Tech Support.
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% Source: Internet signature
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% Typeset by Volker Kuhlmann, 22 Feb 1997.
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\documentclass[12pt,twoside]{article}


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%\usepackage{helvetic}\AtBeginDocument{\sffamily}	% PostScript Helvetica


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\begin{document}

\rule{\textwidth}{1mm}

\LARGE\centering

\begin{tabular}{@{\extracolsep{1.2em}}ll}
%Customer:	&``I'm running Windows '95''\\
Customer:	&``I've installed Windows '95''\\
%Tech Support:	&``Yes.''\\
Tech Support:	&``Yes?''\\
Customer:	&``My computer isn't working now.''\\
Tech Support:	&``Yes, you said that.''\\
\end{tabular}

\rule{\textwidth}{1mm}

\end{document}