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\section*{Wife 1.0}

Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0, and
found that it's a memory hog leaving very few system resources for
other applications. He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 also is spawning
child-processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention
of this particular phenomena was included in the product brochure or the
documentation, though other users have informed him that this is to be
expected due to the nature of the application. Not only that, Wife 1.0
installs itself such that it is always lauched at system initialization
where it can monitor all other system activity. He's finding that some
applications such as PokerNight 10.3, BeerBash 2.5, and PubNight 7.0
are no longer able to run in the system at all, crashing the system when
selected (even though they always worked fine before).

At installation, Wife 1.0 provides no option as to the installation
of undesired Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw 55.8 and BrotherInLaw beta
release. Also, system performance seems to diminish with each passing day.

Some features he'd like to see in the upcoming Wife 2.0.
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	A "Don't remind me again" button.
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	A Minimize button.
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	An install shield feature that allows Wife 2.0 be installed with
	the option to uninstall at anytime without the loss of cache
	and other  system resources.
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	An option to run the network driver in promiscuous mode which
	would allow the systems hardware probe feature to be much
	more useful.
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I myself decided to avoid all of the headaches associated with Wife
1.0 by sticking with Girlfriend 2.0. Even here, however, I found
many problems. Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend 2.0 on top of
Girlfriend 1.0. You must uninstall Girlfriend 1.0 first. Other users
say this is a longstanding bug which I should have been aware of.
Apparently the versions of Girlfriend have conflicts over shared use
of the  I/O port. You'd think they would have fixed such a stupid bug
by now.  To make matters worse, the uninstall program for Girlfriend 1.0
doesn't work very well, leaving undesirable traces of the application
in the system. Another thing that sucks~--- all versions of Girlfriend
continually pop up little annoying messages about the advantages of
upgrading to Wife 1.0


\subsubsection*{Bug Warning}

Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1
before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before
doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install,
claiming insufficient resources.


\subsubsection*{Bug Work-arounds}

To avoid the above bug, try installing Mistress 1.1 on a different
system and never run any file transfer applications such as Laplink 6.0.
Also, beware of similar shareware applications that have been known to
carry viruses that may affect Wife 1.0.

Another solution would be to run Mistress 1.0 via a UseNet provider
under an anonymous name. Here again, beware of the viruses which can
accidently be downloaded from the UseNet.


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