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% Why there is no physical fitness programme required here.
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% Source: a shop in Christchurch
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	THIS PLACE REQUIRES NO\\
	PHYSICAL FITNESS\\
	PROGRAMME
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\begin{center}
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	Everyone gets enough exercise by jumping to conclusions,
	flying off the handle,
	running down the boss,
	dodging responsibilities
	and pushing their luck!
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