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\centerline{\Large Why God Never Received Tenure at a University}

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	He had only one major publication
\item
	It was in Hebrew
\item
	It had no references
\item
	It wasn't published in a refereed journal
\item
	Some even doubt he wrote it himself
\item
	It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done
	since then?
\item
	His cooperative efforts have been quite limited
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	The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his
	results
\item
	He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use
	human subjects
\item
	When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by drowning
	the subjects
\item
	When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from
	the sample
\item
	He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book
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	Some say he had his son teach the class
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	He expelled his first two students for learning
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	Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed
	his tests
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	His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop

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