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% Typeset by Volker Kuhlmann, 26 July 1995. Correction 21 Mar 1996.
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\textbf{\LARGE A Day Off\ldots }
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\textsc{So} you want the day off?
Let's take a look at what you are asking for.
There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per
year in which you already have two days off per week, leaving 251 days
available for work.
Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work you have used up 170
days, leaving only 81 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on
coffee breaks, that accounts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days
available. With a one hour lunch period each day, you have used up
another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally
spend two days per year on sick leave.
This leaves you only 20 days available for work, we are off for five
holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days.
We generously give you 14 days vacation per year, which leaves only one
day available for work, and I'll be damned if you are going to take that
day off!
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