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%    Tim Mitchell
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\begin{document}

\begin{center}\LARGE\bfseries
	Viagra --- Top 10
\end{center}

\begin{enumerate}
\item
	Always make sure you swallow Viagra pills quickly---or you'll
	get a stiff neck.
\item
	Men taking iron tablets are warned that taking Viagra may cause
	them to spin around and point north.
\item
	While unloading a boat load of Viagra at Port Adelaide, a box
	full fell into the Port River.  Now the drawbridge won't go
	down.
\item
	Have you heard of the new hot beverage. ``Viagraccino''---one
	cup and you're up all night.
\item
	Beware of the Viagra computer virus.  It turns your floppy disk
	into a hard drive.
\item
	There's no need to stake tomatoes any more.  Just dissolve
	Viagra in their water and they stand straight and tall.
\item
	Viagra is like Disneyland---one hour wait for a two minute
	ride.
\item
	What's the difference between Niagara and Viagra?
	Niagara Falls.
\item
	A Viagra delivery truck was hijacked.  Police are looking for
	four hardened criminals who will face a stiff penalty under the
	penal code.
\item
	The nurses at the local resthome think Viagra is terrific. 
	They give it to the old boys every night and it stops them
	rolling out of bed.
\end{enumerate}

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