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	Top 11 Reasons To Go To Work Naked
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\begin{enumerate}
\item
	Your boss is always yelling ``I wanna see your arse in here by
	8:00!''.
\item
	Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on
	your tan.
\item
	Inventive way to finally meet that hottie in Human Resources.
\item
	``I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.''
\item
	To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your
	blouse.
\item
	You want to see if it's like the dream.
\item
	So that, with a little help from Muzak, you can add ``Exotic
	Dancer'' to your exaggerated CV.
\item
	People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you
	keep them.
\item
	Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work
	stoned.
\item
	Gives ``bad hair day'' a whole new meaning.
\item
	No one steals your chair.
\end{enumerate}

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