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% Revenge of the Blondes
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{\centering\LARGE\bfseries\underline{%
	Revenge of the Blondes%
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\item	The only problem with women is men.
\item	Women like simple things in life, like men.
\item	Boys will be boys, but one day all girls will be women.
\item	When a woman makes a fool of a man, it's usually an improvement.
\item	Most men prefer looks to brains.\\
	Because most men see better than they think.
\item	I only wanted to have a child --- not marry one.
\item	The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about
	nothing and then marry him.
\item	Q: What's the difference between men and pigs?\\
	A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
\item	The average man's proof enough that women can take a joke.
\item	Boys will be boys --- but men are better at it.
\item	Q: What do you call a man who has lost 99\% of his brain?\\
	A: A widower.
\item	They put one man on the moon, why can't they put them all there?
\item	Q: ``Mummy, what's an orgasm?''\\
	A: ``I don't know, darling, ask your father.''
\item	If you catch a man, throw him back.
\item	Q: What do you call 500 men at the bottom of the ocean?\\
	A: A start.
\item	Men call us birds. Is that because of all the worms we pick up?
\item	Every man has it in his power to make one woman happy, by
	remaining a batchelor.
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